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The Devil's Bitch Blues

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Well it ain’t too nice in a prison cell
Don’t want to be anyone’s mademoiselle
So I shrugged and I said ‘Maybe it’s better in hell’
Oh what have I done…

I was drunk as death when the clock struck one
And I had my mouth ‘round the barrel of a gun
I knew I’d never see the light of the sun (either way, mind you)
Oh what have I done…

When I next woke up I was down in hell
And I turned around at the toll of a bell
‘Huh’ I thought 'This is ringing my own death knell’
Oh what have I done…

Then I saw the Devil with his lucky grin
And he said ‘Welcome son, to the heaven of sin’
And he pulled from his ear
THE MOST GIGANTIC SPIKEY DILDO I HAVE EVER SEEN
Oh what have I done…

‘Now pull ‘em down,’ the devil did say
‘You’re gonna be here for an extended stay’
And I think to myself even to this day...
…ouch.
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Vieve-Kethrun's avatar
:rofl:

Issues. You has them inded. But they help and you rock. :giggle: