The Devil's Bitch BluesWell it aint too nice in a prison cellDont want to be anyones mademoiselleSo I shrugged and I said Maybe its better in hellOh what have I done
I was drunk as death when the clock struck oneAnd I had my mouth round the barrel of a gunI knew Id never see the light of the sun (either way, mind you)Oh what have I done
When I next woke up I was down in hellAnd I turned around at the toll of a bellHuh I thought 'This is ringing my own death knellOh what have I done
Then I saw the Devil with his lucky grinAnd he said Welcome son, to the heaven of sinAnd he pulled from his earTHE MOST GIGANTIC SPIKEY DILDO I HAVE EVER SEENOh what have I done
Now pull em down, the devil did sayYoure gonna be here for an extended stayAnd I think to myself even to this day...